The GOOP Detox - The Final Report
Let’s be honest here. I like the idea of detoxifying my body as much as the next mostly sane person out there who’s not sure a detox is safe or necessary. I more like the idea of being less fat. So last night, before my pizza and beer retox binge, I pulled out the scale. I expected to lose somewhere between 50-100 pounds. AND? Three.
Fuck you, Gwyneth Paltrow.