freckle juicer

Let’s be honest here.  I like the idea of detoxifying my body as much as the next mostly sane person out there who’s not sure a detox is safe or necessary.  I more like the idea of being less fat.  So last night, before my pizza and beer retox binge, I pulled out the scale.  I expected to lose somewhere between 50-100 pounds.  AND?  Three.  

Fuck you, Gwyneth Paltrow.